Ramblings

Love is nothing but hormonal locha :-) Cheers, HP

Wish you and your family A Very Very Happy Diwali and a Prosperous New Year Ahead…… May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill Eid Mubarak! Greetings of Peace and Blessings! Cheers, HP

The Gujarat riots along with the 84 riots and the Babri Masjid demolition and the subsequent effects remain one of the darkest chapters in the history of independent India. A chapter that needs to be closed but not before all the parties involved in that are brought to book. But, sadly it does not seem to happen. The very fact that the person who was actively supporting and encouraging the riots is at the helm of affairs tells us that justice in this case is surely going to be denied. And that is going to be a blackmark on the Indian society as a whole. Just a grim reminder. Read Prashant Jha's cover story for Himal over here . (link via. Shivam ) I do hope that no more such incidents occur in our society but for that, we need to ensure that the culprits are punished. Until then, we are but a incomplete society. HP

Big B Says: Mere Pass Diwali ke liye Tikali hai, fulzadi hai, anar hai, Lawangia fataka hai, Roket hai, sutali bomb hai. Tumhare pass kya hai? Aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mere Pass Ma aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chis hai.............................. :-)

First heard this song when Vinod asked me for a video of the song. And got hooked instantly. Green Day is one of the better new bands currently. Come to think of it, there are very few good bands going around. Or, should I say very few famous bands ruling the roost now. We have Coldplay, Matchbox 20,Arctic Monkey and a few others and these too are not like that they have universal appeal and whose songs stay on the top of the charts for long. Compare this situation with the ones in the 60's,70's and the 80's. Then, the bands that were famous like Beatles,Doors,U2,Pink Floyd and many such others had an universal appeal and they are still among the perennial favourites for ppl in colleges to do cover versions. Anyways, enough of my stupid ramblings. I dont even know what I am talking about. When I had decided to write a post about this, I had lots of things to say but now, I am feeling lazy, so I am just gonna post the lyrics for this song. Maybe, sometime later I will do a f

Anyone who has any idea about Marathi literature will definitely know about Pu La. Gaurav has tried to translate the famous attempt by Pu La of defining the traits of the people of the three cities,viz. Mumbai,Pune and Nagpur. All this preparation should be enough to make you a normal Punekar. But if you want to operate a shop in Pune, you need more lessons. You especially need lessons on language. Only then will you be able to heap maximum insults on your customer in minimum possible words. Because in Pune, the verb "operating" a shop is used in the same sense as "operating a bull dozer" or "operating a machine gun". The most negligible entity in a shop in Pune, is the customer. Read the entire post over here . And yes, if you know Marathi then do try to get hold of the recordings in the voice of Pu La. Hillarious, to say the least. For the novices, you can read about Pu La more over here and here . Cheers, HP

 

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. Cheers, HP

Check out the funny video of BJP leaders singing/not singing Vande Mataram. These BJP men can't sing Vande Mataram . Cheers, HP

Always loved the writing style of Scott Adams. His last four posts have been simply superb. Have a dekho! Spying On The Pope Riling People Up Wisdom Of The Blog Appease On Earth Who is Crazy? ok! ok! I was/am bad in Maths. Gave 5 links instead of 4. But it was just 4 ke saath ek free waala deal :-) Enjoy!! Cheers, HP

Well, there’s a storm brewing related to Vande Mataram. So, in a bid to stop that storm becoming a hurricane, I suggest we change our National Song. Simple, isn’t it?? Yes, I propose not a new National Song but Songs at your service!! Ok Now, stop clapping and listen to this brilliant solution. We should make all songs of Himesh Bhaiyya as our National songs. No, seriously! Just look at the benefits… All these songs will then only be played on one of our National Days or if our luck is good, once in 100 years or so while someone thinks of a commemoration day for them. This means that the rest of the days, we don’t have to listen to him Aah!! What Bliss!! Seriously, I don’t believe that singing a song will make anyone more Indian or anyone less a Muslim. Also, forcing something down someone’s throats is just gonna make that person puke. Nothing less, nothing more. So, it does not make any sense forcing someone to sing or not to sing any song. Simple as that! In recent years

Doodh mein UREA Mineral Water mein Caustic Soda Coke aur Pepsi mein pesticide Cadbury mein Keede , Pani to pahele se hi Kharab Safe Bacha hai to Sirf ” Sharrab” :-) Cheers, HP

Before the US Open started, my heart secretly wished that Agassi should life the trophy on the D-day. Thankfully, one more step has been taken towards it as Agassi beats Marcos Baghdatis in a thriller . Just wish that this nice guy finishes first!! Cheers, HP

Today, Orkut has the below line as the fortune for me. Society prepares the crime: The criminal commits it Wonder what crime the society has prepared for me to commit Cheers, HP

Its has been found today that in one remote corner of Kanjur Marg, HP was found to be drinking milk. Yes, very true. Now, it is been common knowledge that at HP’s home wash basins,cats,flower pots and other sundries were always found to be drinking milk but somehow, the milk would never go down HP’s throats. But, in a bizarre turn of events, it was found that a mixture of badam, pista and Bournvita and off course Mahananda milk seemed to please HP. Indeed a heart warming story!! Sources say that there has been a steady stream of visitors to his home since the news spread in Kanjur and other neighboring areas. And, in totally unrelated incident, Gods decided to steal the thunder from HP on the same day. Rumors abound that idols across various temples across India are supposedly drinking milk. Well, as HP always used to say, Gods always gang up against him HP had one day to become famous but all came to naught. Now, the stream of visitors have reduced to a trickle. Poor HP, I say

Got the below poem as a fwd. Just too good :-) मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय . धावत जाऊन माझ्या रोजच्या बाकावर बसायचय रोज सकाळी खड्या आवाजात राष्ट्रगीत म्हाणायचाय नव्या वहिचा वास घेत पहिल्या पानावर छान अक्षरात आपल नाव लिहायचाय मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय . मधली सुट्टी होताच वाटरब्याग सोडुन नलाखाली हात धरून पानी प्यायचाय , कसाबसा डबा सम्पवत तिखट मीठ लावलेल्या चिन्चा , बोर , पेरु , काकडी सगळ खायचय सायकलच्या चाकाचा स्ट्म्प करुन क्रिकेट खेलायचय , मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय . उद्या पाऊस पडुन शालेला सुट्टी मिलेल का ? हा विचार करत रात्री झोपी जायचय , अनपेक्षित मिळणारा सुट्टीच्या आनन्दासाठी , मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय . घन्टा व्हायची वाट का असेना मित्राशी गप्पा मारत वर्गात बसायचाय , घन्टा होताच मित्राशी सयकलची रेस लावून घरी पोहचायचय , मला पुन्हा एकदा तरी शाळेत जायचय . कितीहि जड असुदे ... जबाबदारीच्या ओझ्यापेक्षा दप्तराच ओझ पाठिवर वागवायचय , कितीहि उकडत असू दे .. वातानुकूलित ऒ

The NCERT plans to include Gujarat riots, Ayodhya dispute and the 1984 anti-Sikh riots as part of the Class XII curriculum. Well, it was high time that they did so. For long, we have tended to sweep riots and the continuing communalisation of the country under the carpet. We seem to think that closing our eyes will make these pertinent issues go away. Well, wish it was so easy!!! And the fact that they are including it in Class X11 curriculum makes sense. We have to understand that not talking about such issues is not going to help us rather there should be an open dialogue regarding it. Also, the coming generation needs to be educated about the dangers of right-wing politics. The horrors of Gujarat are pretty much fresh in people's memory but to make sure that such horrors are not repeated, it is needed that we stop and reflect on them. Also, good to see the Sikh riots also being included under the Congress regime. The BJP has already started protesting but well, it is b

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high Where knowledge is free Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic walls Where words come out from the depth of truth Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit Where the mind is led forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action Into that heaven of freedom, my father, let my country awake –Rabindranath Tagore

Yeah, I am still stuck in the Middle-East. But, this time some cartoons to lighten the mood. Disclaimer : None of the cartoons have been made by me :-)